screeching-painter-witch:

“killing must feel good to god, too. he does it all the time. and are we not created in his image?” dr lecter you are a HORRIBLE therapist but that line FUCKS

beaft:

tinybed:

tinybed:

literally the most normal tag i have seen on this. thank you for simply tagging #dog and not “you must answer his riddles three” or “why the long face” or “he is melting!” etc.

from the tags.

pointnclickadventuregame:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

dramaticbanjo:

prokopetz:

just-a-glowy-octopus:

prokopetz:

“This would fix her” no, it would make her happier, but it would also make her worse.

Genuine question: What criteria do you use to make that distinction?

Collateral damage.

#potentially also blast radius

tygerbug:

Oppenheimer, which was tracking to open to much smaller audiences than Barbie, has been very successful in piggybacking off of Barbie as a double feature.

This is Ken behavior

winonaparadise:

Someday, let’s explore Earth together 💕

$5+ patrons get this as their monthly 4x5 postcard!

kawaii-pigeon:

spacebingus:

normalbirb:

Fantastic feature guys!

Fix this by turning “show upload progress” off in Account Settings 👍

Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

furryprovocateur:

fave-fight:

ROUND 1, MATCH 13

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Who would win in a fight? (Propaganda under the cut)

Magikarp

Jesus Christ

Keep reading

whatbigotspost:

soberscientistlife:

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.